Anonymous asked: she's a big girl she doesnt want a scrawny ugly fuck like you, she wants a big girl or guy on her i can bet

Oh hey look its Kimi. Again. And you wanna know what I want?

I want a handsome Scottish man who’s funny, sweet, kind, who has blue eyes and hipster glasses and a scruffy beard that’s fun to rub and a moustache. Who’s tall and lanky with veiny hands and a sexy body that’s not too muscular but muscular enough who has seven tattoos, and curly brown hair and a laugh that melts my heart. 

Oh wait, I have one. His name is Martyn Neil William West and he’s all mine and he’s the only fucking thing I want so you need to back the fuck up and piss off.